A new laptop is now mine. What a beautiful day to be alive. I can do anything now. This new laptop is now my child. My babycumputer, I'll love you forever. That is, of course, until I have to upgrade you. I will not forget you, even then. The dedication you have to graphics with your dedicated graphics card today will live on. Your beautiful display! I'll remember you, the way I can look at you from any angle and still see every word and image you show me clearly. CPU, you sexy bitch. You process everything with ease, with a benchmark score 8x my previous laptop. I love everything about you, down to the way your lid feels,I could run my fingers across it all day. Please, don't ever leave me.
This laptop is my baby. But also I kinda wanna fuck it in a love way. Maybe, I'm a weirdo pervert. But, I think y'all already knew that ;)